Silli City

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SiLlY cItY 

Ridiculus Resturaunts

  1. Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

 Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?

  1. Customer: My glass of water is empty. Can I get another one?

 Waiter: Are you sure? Why would you want 2 empty glasses?


Crazy Computers

  1. What happens if you cross an elephant with a computer?

Bits of plastic on the floor.

  1.  Why was the computer late to school

It had a hard drive.


Funny Food

  1. Why do pancakes always win baseball games?

They have the best batter.

  1. What did the peach say when he was fighting?

You want a peach of me?


Jurassic Jokes

  1. What do you call a dinosaur group that sings together?

A Tyranno-chorus.

  1. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

Two dinosaurs


Thank you to the websites: Laff gaff, Reader’s Digest, & Kidadl!

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