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 😆Silly City😆

Laugh-rechauns

1. Why do leprechauns hate running?
They would rather jig than jog.
2.What happens when a leprechaun jumps in the ocean?
He gets wet of course!
3.What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold?
A leap-rechaun!

Funny Food

1. Why do beets always win?

 They are un-beat-able!

2. What did the hungry computer eat for his snack?

 Chips, one byte at a time!

3. How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?

 Turn off the light!


Jurrassic Jokes

1. What did the cave women say when she found bugs under a rock?

 Dinners ready!

2. What do you call twin dinosaurs?

 Pair-odactals!

3. Why did the T-rex cross the road?

 The chickens hadn’t evolved yet!


Diverting Doctor

  1. Patient: Doctor I will be able to play the violin after the operation right?

Doctor: Yes, of course. 

Patient: Great! I never could before!                                                         

  2. Patient: Doctor I feel like a moth!

Doctor: Get out of my light!



Comments

  1. AnonymousOctober 12, 2022 at 4:01 PM

    haha! This is so funny I wish this could happen irl.

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