Our Wonderful World

  S i L l Y c I t Y   Ridiculus Resturaunts Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.  Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing? Customer: My glass of water is empty. Can I get another one?  Waiter: Are you sure? Why would you want 2 empty glasses? Crazy Computers What happens if you cross an elephant with a computer? Bits of plastic on the floor.  Why was the computer late to school It had a hard drive. Funny Food Why do pancakes always win baseball games? They have the best batter. What did the peach say when he was fighting? You want a peach of me? Jurassic Jokes What do you call a dinosaur group that sings together? A Tyranno-chorus. What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Two dinosaurs Thank you to the websites: Laff gaff, Reader’s Digest, & Kidadl!

  Game of the Month T his month’s game of the month in UNO. This game is a game of strategy and luck. The objective of the game is to put all of your cards down into the pile before anyone else. In order to put a card down it must be the same color of the one before, or the same number. The symbols have special features such as reverse, WILD, or draw 2 cards . Watch out, place your cards right, and WIN! Buy UNO today! UNO is available at any local store, mall or even gift shop. Buy the game UNO today!  UNO!

  N.A.S.A. Telescope is Launched Into Space N ASA has recently launched a telescope called the James Webb Telescope into space. This telescope is extremely sensitive to light. But can “see” a penny from up to 25 miles away. This telescope can see over 1,000 times better than the human eye. Right now the James Webb telescope is about 1 million miles away from Earth. And was launched on December 21, 2021. As it’s in space it took several hours to unfold. And a very long time to even activate the telescope. The telescope has not captured a lot of information yet.  The telescope took 30 years to build. But it will only last 5-12 years in space. The goal of the telescope is to search for galaxies or luminous objects formed after the Big Bang. The first objective is to orbit the Sun. We cannot see what the telescope is “looking” at.  The James Webb telescope has a deployable sunshield, and the telescope is 20ft. The telescope is traveling at 720 miles per hour. The telescope has 18 primary m

  Pet of Month Save pets, save the world.   This month we will be featuring a dog named Treasure!   Breed, Terrier Pit Bull Color, Gray and White Gender Female Age, 6 years and 2 months ID#, LACA-A-2310 Place, Long Beach Give her a home today! Go to aspcla.com and adopt her!

  GREEK      MYTHOLOGY In this segment we are featuring a god or goddess from Greek mythology. The god we’re featuring this month is.. Hermes! Facts about Hermes    He was the messenger of the gods. Symbols are his staff, or  sandals He is one of the 12 olympians  Most mischievous god Son of Zeus and Maia God of land and literature Also god of husbandry Roman name is Mercury Had 2 children with Aphrodite Considered a great inventor Hermes loved Aphrodite Married to Peitho Hermes is the 4th olympian A Myth About Hermes Being the son of Zeus and Maia, Hermes was not born an ordinary child and would soon earn quite a reputation among the Gods. Still a newly born infant, Hermes crawled out of his cradle while his mother still lay asleep. As he ventured out of the cave, Hermes came across a turtle waddling by and chewing on the thick grass in front of the dwelling. This was the fortunate event for the great inventor that would be Hermes. The mischievous child picked up the creature with b

  Should Parents Track Their Kids?   M ost parents are worried about losing their kids whether they go on a walk, or drive a car. Putting tracking devices on their kids is what helps some parents and children. But some don’t always agree, because children should have the freedom. Yes- Safety Is Very Important Parents should track their kids because they need to keep their kids on track. As many know, kids aren’t as orientated as parents and don’t have as much awareness. Parents should track their kids so they can teach their kids the surroundings that are in their area. Also, parents should let their kids roam around, but also know if they go in an unexpected area, a place where they aren’t supposed to go, or even get lost on the way home. Tags can be helpful in a crowded mall, mansion or even a hotel. No- Kids Deserve Their Freedom Parents shouldn’t track their kids because kids deserve their freedom. When kids know their being tracked, they start to lose the sense that they’re free,

  St. Patrick’s Day S t. Patrick’s Day is celebrated on March 17 every year, unlike some holidays, St. Patrick's Day originated in Ireland. It is celebrated because there are no snakes in Ireland. That is what Irish people thank St. Patrick for.  The myth of St. Patrick is a famous myth all around the world. Many are thrilled to hear the story every St. Patrick’s Day. The story is that St. Patrick miraculously banished all of the snakes from Ireland, and gave clovers the symbol of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.  St. Patrick’s Day is celebrated mostly by Christian people to celebrate God and what he’s done. Many traditions include wearing green, making food such as corned beef, parades, and musical gatherings called “célí”. These traditions are all only done on St. Patrick’s Day. The four leaf clover is considered good luck because it means that a person has more than the Holy Trinity and more luck from God. Then it gives people more hope in themselves. Many have found 4

  😆 Silly City😆 Laugh-rechauns 1. Why do leprechauns hate running? They would rather jig than jog. 2.What happens when a leprechaun jumps in the ocean? He gets wet of course! 3.What do you call a frog that jumped into a pot of gold? A leap-rechaun! Funny Food 1. Why do beets always win?  They are un-beat-able! 2. What did the hungry computer eat for his snack?  Chips, one byte at a time! 3. How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?  Turn off the light! Jurrassic Jokes 1. What did the cave women say when she found bugs under a rock?  Dinners ready! 2. What do you call twin dinosaurs?  Pair-odactals! 3. Why did the T-rex cross the road?  The chickens hadn’t evolved yet! Diverting Doctor Patient: Doctor I will be able to play the violin after the operation right? Doctor: Yes, of course.  Patient: Great! I never could before!                                                              2. Patient: Doctor I feel like a moth! Doctor: Get out of my light!